Creme Egg Accident

This morning I woke up and I had been sleeping in my very, very warm bed on a Cadbury Creme Egg. A fan had given it to me at the show in Dublin, and i found it in one of my equipment cases yesterday. I must have set it down on my unmade puffy bed. It had smooshed absolutely everywhere, and of course, managed to smear all over the seat of my pyjama bottoms, like some kind of sweet candy poo. Its quite weird, because I woke up feeling quite alot happier than I had in ages. Maybe its some magical formula, sleeping on chocolate.